[hotvampireadjacent]

Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign

[teaboot]

They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the building where birds can sit is on the very top, on the cross. So the cross is now covered in bird shit

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

"In the house of a rich man there is nowhere to spit but his face" -that greek dude who lived in a barrel